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How is it that two people can sleep quite comfortably in a bed, like so

two people in bed

and that one person can likewise find a bed perfectly comfortable

one person in bed

But that if you add three relatively small (compared to the person) cats, it becomes almost impossible for the person to find room?

one person and cats, cat version

Part of the answer lies in the cats' insistence in this case on forming a line abreast, whereas if they would just position themselves around the person, all would be well.

one person and cats, sensible version

But, no, everyone has to be in the coveted space near (1) the light and (b) the person's face, so the person gets pushed further and further aside. Grrr.

Date: 2006-10-25 01:09 pm (UTC)
wolfette: me with camera (Default)
From: [personal profile] wolfette
Hey! It only takes ONE cat to shove a human out of bed!

Date: 2006-10-25 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pisica.livejournal.com
Yes. Yes, it does.

[livejournal.com profile] perditathecat always sleeps at my feet, because aitkendrum is so much taller, and I somehow am forced to sleep around her. When in fact it is MY bed!

Date: 2006-10-25 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkhorse43.livejournal.com
My cats are much better behaved. I suppose it helps that they don't particularly like eachother so don't want to lay together and I make a good buffer. They usually start in either this position.

Image (http://photobucket.com/)

or this one

Image (http://photobucket.com/)

In the morning I wake up with them in this position

Image (http://photobucket.com/)

The last is actually nice on a cold morning with one curled up next to my head. The problem comes when she decides it's bath time and wakes me up in doing so.

Date: 2006-10-25 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_hedgewytch_/
Which is why no matter how much I love cats they are not coming in the bedroom at night unless they respect the space

Date: 2006-10-25 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azbound.livejournal.com
Ditto. It was kind of hard at first, but then the husband was sleeping better...and they get the bed for the other 16-18 hours a day.

Date: 2006-10-25 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azbound.livejournal.com
Well, remember this: you ARE the human. You are the one who works and provides the roof over their head, the kibble in the bowl, the catnip they get stoned on, the vet to keep them healthy (though this point is somewhat dicey, as I have yet to meet a cat who *likes* the vet)....and you are bigger. So it's ok to move them.

So says the woman who woke up Saturday morning (after Dave had let the cats in) to find Guinness taking up 80% of her pillow.

Date: 2006-10-25 03:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-25 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] histoire68.livejournal.com
I love your diagrams. That is awesome.

What's worst is when they try to sleep on your head. Well actually that's not the /worst/ but uh... yeah :-) leaving it there.

Date: 2006-10-25 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoefruitcake.livejournal.com
ha! Have my cats been talking to your cats?

Date: 2006-10-25 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shy-kat.livejournal.com
Now that it's getting colder, Loki is going back to sleeping on our heads and taking up most of the pillow. /sigh/

Date: 2006-10-25 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingwolf.livejournal.com
While this made me laugh, it is not the situation at my house. I'm lucky if Chessie sleeps near me at night. There were a number of nights where he was sleeping on something above my pillow. That was nice 'cause I could reach up in the morning and he'd be there. But most nights he sleeps on the floor by my bed.

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