really? REALLY?

[winterbadger]

There are literate adults out there who don't know that the word for "wine opener" is "corkscrew"?

I had not thought that "adequate vocabulary" was something I would need to put on my dating profile, but perhaps I should consider it.

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[tysolna]

You might want to, not that that helps. I have a profile on a dating site, and one of the first things I put under "requirements" was "Needs to be literate". You have no idea how many messages I got which were barely legible.

[winterbadger]

Mmmm. I can guess, actually, given the number of profiles I read that made my jaw drop. In all fairness, "wine opener" is by no means the worst--I think it just struck me because the rest of the poster's profile seemed fairly coherent and edjumacated-like. I'm still marvelling at the number of people who respond "the Earth" when asked "Which is bigger, the Earth or the Sun?"

Earth vs. Sun

[shy-kat.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are kidding. I think I need to believe they are kidding...

Re: Earth vs. Sun

[winterbadger]

It's certainly *possible*. But I've yet to see anything to make me think they are. :-(

[tysolna]

"Wine opener" is at least logical and analogous to "bottle opener". Earth and Sun are like people's problems: the closer they are, the bigger they look. ;-)

[winterbadger]

Oh, I like that. :-)

[gr-c17.livejournal.com]

Your not making me want to try this!

[winterbadger]

Oh, I'm not trying to persuade you of anything any more! :-) My new policy is to make suggestions and then deferentially withdraw, like a Mandarin laying a memorandum on an embroidered cushion before the Emperor's throne. ;-)

Besides, I have to admit that OKC (and online dating in general) has a very mixed record in my circle of friends. I met Nora, Amy, Kim, Victoria, and Emily through dating sites; none of those turned out very well. OTOH, I met Brooke and Rhoda through dating sites, and they've turned out to be good friends if not successful partners. I met Neta and Laura "in the real world", and those were pretty much disasters, and while meeting Megan through a mutual friend wasn't a disaster, it didn't end so well either; so IRL doesn't beat HTTP.

And we can't leave out the greatest success story of all: redactrice met shy_kat online, and if that hadn't happened, ALL our lives would be a lot poorer!

(though I might win more boardgames... ;-)

[tysolna]

For some reason, what I see in my mind's eye is a mandarin orange on an embroidered cushion... also a nice image. :)

As far as a reply to the memorandum goes, one shall send a missive after a good night's sleep. ;)

[winterbadger]

a mandarin orange on an embroidered cushion... also a nice image. :)

Indeed!

Sleep well! :-)

[redactrice.livejournal.com]

Aw, that makes me feel good. Thanks.

[keethrax.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I've seen some that are convoluted enough that calling them a mere corkscrew would be insufficient. :)

Heck there are the CO2 ones with no corkscrew whatsoever.