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Jul. 16th, 2009 10:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
winterbadgerA Letter to the Person Who Was Behind Me on the Beltway This Morning.
Dear sir,
Yes, if you drive so near the back of my car that I can't see your headlights, I *will* brake repeatedly. I am trying to convey to you the message that you are TOO &%$##$%ING CLOSE. I will *not* speed up, mostly because (a) I don't like bullies, (b) there is another car less than three car lengths ahead of me and we are driving at 40-50 mph. No, weaving from side to side in your lane will not get me to drive faster either. And, yes, when you decide to drive around me, you will find that no one else will respond to your tactics either. SLOW $&%$#ING DOWN.
no love,
me
Dear sir,
Yes, if you drive so near the back of my car that I can't see your headlights, I *will* brake repeatedly. I am trying to convey to you the message that you are TOO &%$##$%ING CLOSE. I will *not* speed up, mostly because (a) I don't like bullies, (b) there is another car less than three car lengths ahead of me and we are driving at 40-50 mph. No, weaving from side to side in your lane will not get me to drive faster either. And, yes, when you decide to drive around me, you will find that no one else will respond to your tactics either. SLOW $&%$#ING DOWN.
no love,
me
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Date: 2009-07-16 08:57 pm (UTC)"If you are going to ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair?"
Made me laugh out loud...
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Date: 2009-07-20 02:48 pm (UTC)