somneone jus' 'splain me sumthin'

[winterbadger]

OK, so I know I have a propensity for getting crushes on women who prefer wmoen to men, but why, when I log onto my salon.com personals account, do I find that I've been added to the hotlists of no less than three "women seeking women"? Photos--the beard is pretty clear; text--yep, says "man seeking woman" all right. Was gibs? I mean, I'm not Patrick--I don't think I can pull lesbians, even if my hair is confusing.