somneone jus' 'splain me sumthin'

[winterbadger]

OK, so I know I have a propensity for getting crushes on women who prefer wmoen to men, but why, when I log onto my salon.com personals account, do I find that I've been added to the hotlists of no less than three "women seeking women"? Photos--the beard is pretty clear; text--yep, says "man seeking woman" all right. Was gibs? I mean, I'm not Patrick--I don't think I can pull lesbians, even if my hair is confusing.

Comments

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

Is you hair confusing? That truly is the question.

[winterbadger]

Not as confusing as Patrick's :-)

[noting-nothing.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're bi? Otherwise, I dunno....!

[radiant-one.livejournal.com]

Any chance your information contains background on "women with women" or "just seeking friends"?

Your hair is confusing?

[selki.livejournal.com]

Any way to ask them what's up?

[sidhne.livejournal.com]

Who's Patrick?

[winterbadger]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/cast/ben_miles.shtml

The refrence is from this episode, where Patrick gets a "hard man" haircut...well, he tells the barber that he wants a "hard man"...

[sidhne.livejournal.com]

I'm at such a disadvantage not watching TV! This is a great quote, however:

"Oh, wouldn’t that be great... being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals."

[winterbadger]

Yep. On a par with the line, from Wonderfalls, "I am a lesbian. The reason I'm not attracted to you is because your genitals are on the outside." :-)

[blackperson.livejournal.com]

The funny part is I prefer women too. *giggles*

[winterbadger]

Well, of course you do. Who wouldn't? :-)