yes, I'm watching The Daily Show

I thought that Newt Gingrich's name was an Americanism of Knut. Which at least was a little cool. No, apparently it's just short for Newton. So he's not only corrupt, arrogant, fat, and bigoted, he's *boring* too.

Also, Dolly Parton is 65. It's ...disturbing... that she has so successfully managed, through massive amounts of plastic surgery (and maybe good genes) look...not 65. Dorian Grey doesn't even begin to cover it.