darn you, lesbian moms, for denying us repression, unfocused anger, and a need for power tools!

Study finds that children of lesbians have fewer behavioral problems

But of course, the study must be flawed, a supporter of "biblical values"* said, because its finding that children don't necessarily need parents of both genders "just defies common sense and reality."

In other words, don't confuse me with science--I already know what the truth is, and it won't stand up to testing...

the End of Days is nigh!

Frank DeFord referred to soccer as "the REAL football" today on NPR.

I expect that the Polar Ice Cap will melt soon

I mean giant holes will open up in the Earth

Erm, Jerry Brown will run for governor of California again?

Hrmmm. Maybe the Mayans were right...