If thou wish, ask me three questions; no more no less. Three is the number thou shalt ask, and the number of thy askings shall be three. Four shalt thou not ask, neither ask thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the question three, being the third question, be asked, then (if you haven't already succumed to this insanity) shalt thou go to thy journal, and reciprocate, inviting thy readers to ask thee any three questions. Who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and...