cat/foreign affairs humour

[winterbadger]

with thanks again to my friend JRC for the link

"Ongoing turmoil in the troubled kitchen-floor region of the Branson household reached a boiling point Tuesday, as relations between rival house cats Boswell and Johnson erupted into fresh violence. Observers said the arrival of a new brown paper-bag in the area ignited long-standing tensions and set off another round of territorial conflict between the two factions in the most serious aggression since the devastating stove-side siege of 2005."

further details at The Onion (where else?)

Comments

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[azbound.livejournal.com]

I've been forwarding that article on to various cat people I know. My favorite line is this: "It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle."

Welcome to my home.

[wolfette]

so true, so true!