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quotes are from "Zen Judaism" by David Bader.


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single oy. If you wish to know The Way, don't ask for directions. Argue.

Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl. Unless, of course, you have the closet space.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with posture like that.

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?

Learn of the pine from the pine. Learn of the bamboo from the bamboo. Learn of the kugel from the kugel.

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao is not Jewish.

Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second satisfaction. With the third, Danish.

The Buddha taught that one should practice lovingkindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish?

Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all things faster.

In nature, there is no good or bad, better or worse. The wind may blow or not. The flowering branch grows long or short. Do not judge or prefer. Ask only, "Is it good or bad for the Jews?"

To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.

Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?

Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkes.

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-20 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
Wednesday would be perfect!
Someplace downtown?

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-20 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
Kramer's is right out, then. :)
You could park at my place and we could just walk to someplace nearby if you wanted ...

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-20 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
*touch nose*


you're a brilliant young man.


i still have some molson in the can, too. ;)

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-20 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
*laugh* well, i don't know when you bought it, but i think you brought it over on the 4th of july, so probably! actually, i just gave one to someone saturday night and he didn't complain or die or anything. hmmm ... MAYBE he died. i haven't heard from him since ... we should stick to bourbon. ;)

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-21 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
anytime after 6 is great!
you can park out back - do you remember how to get there? - in the space on the right (the one without the yellow mini and/or zipcar sign ;)). just be careful not to hit the wall! i should be out back. if not, call me! still have the number? ;)

Re: *grin*

Date: 2005-06-22 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com
:) two oh two 361 2915.

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