bad cat list

[winterbadger]

a friend of mine recently passed along part of a list of "bad cat!" things she had compiled at one point. It's pretty funny (and oh so familiar) so I got permission to share it. :-)

pierces dog's lips regularly
dryhumps younger cat
pretends ignorance about "no cat on the counter" rule
deceptively sweet, then bites a tender spot
removes clothespins from the curtains
hangs from the curtains while removing clothespins
incites barking
will whack tools left on the edge of a counter.. especially if you're sitting underneath
likes to watch during showers
will enter woodstove while it's being cleaned
eats dogfood
will steal dog toys and bones
goes to great lengths to disrupt crossword puzzle working or reading
repeated cabinet thumping
large collection of ceiling tile fragments
eats the toes off fake lizards

:-)

Comments

[redactrice.livejournal.com]

If it weren't for the dog references, I would have thought you were taking about our brood.

So, have the kittens eaten the toes off your beanbag geckos?

[winterbadger]

Nope, they've just pushed them around a bit. We also exchanged "cats attacking toes under bedsheets" stories, I told her about the kittens climbing the blanket/tapestry, and Nic's love of racing up my bathrobe. One of her cats does the latter, but while she's in it! Ow!