how to play the air guitar
Feb. 13th, 2006 07:46 am"All of which means that the player can reserve most of his (or perhaps her, though this seems to be a largely male pursuit) energies for the important part of air guitar.
That is, leaping around and gurning in to your crotch as if suddenly seized with acute appendicitis, the pain of which can only be assuaged by pretending to hold on to a particularly lively invisible ferret.
Strangely this is a skill millions of teenagers once possessed, but it is now an art more likely to be practiced by middle-aged men with extensive video libraries of old episodes of Top Gear."
from http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4694482.stm
That is, leaping around and gurning in to your crotch as if suddenly seized with acute appendicitis, the pain of which can only be assuaged by pretending to hold on to a particularly lively invisible ferret.
Strangely this is a skill millions of teenagers once possessed, but it is now an art more likely to be practiced by middle-aged men with extensive video libraries of old episodes of Top Gear."
from http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4694482.stm