winterbadger | (no subject)

karai_lambert says, good we have the FDA on our side. Terrorists are so clever, they'd for sure find a way to poison all the drugs bound for Canada that are in the big boxes marked "save these to send back to the US". Bastards!

"We do acknowledge that al-Qaida and other terrorist groups have studied agroterrorism techniques and have probably considered that tactic with regard to destabilizing the United States," said Brian Roehrkasse, spokesman for the Homeland Security Department.

Because spraying biological agent from crop dusters is *so* like tempering with prescription drugs...

As if this had a damn thing to do with terrorism and not protecting the interests of the big pharmaceutical companies. Just be honest, guys, and stick the pharma logos on your suits, guys. NASCAR drivers and soccer players wear their sponsors' badges on their uniforms all the time, so we wouldn't be confused by your doing the same thing. And they'd probably pony up a bit more for the RNC if they got badging rights. Why not sell naming rights, too? The Pfizer Department of Homeland Security; the Johnson & Johnson Border Patrol...