winterbadger (
winterbadger) wrote2008-06-13 03:18 pm
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I suppose this is what would be called 'Love-craftiness'...
Looking for a specific quote from Winnie the Pooh (the REAL one, not the horrid Disney abomination), I found, well, "Pooh" and "abomination" in the same sentence are strangely appropriate...
First, there's one site
“There’s Rabbit,” he said, as the blasphemous mouth of the being from the depths opened in a scream. “He’s Energetic, Rabbit is, but he will Meddle in the Forbidden Arts. And then there’s Owl. Owl is very intelligent, but I’m afraid that in some of the older and more unsettling texts in his house he may have seen things that have driven him into shrill unreasoning madness. And then there’s Tigger. No earthly creature could possibly Bounce quite so much as Tigger.”
Read the comments. There are a lot, you can skim, but read...
Then I was pointed to this
Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Circles to summon and bind,
Color them inside the lines,
Stop the cloth golem we all know as Winnie the Pooh….
and then this masterpiece
Upon the bridge brave Rabbit hopped
The shadows rose and overtopped
The parapet. Old Long-ears met
And stopped the dark, then lifeless dropped.
Then for his dead friend Tigger howled
And in response, the forest growled
Thence came a beast, like Death released
And Rabbit's lifeless corpse befouled.
Now I am filled with fear, fear and terror...
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I liked the "House at Pooh Corner" parody the best. >;-)