if you're going to run a medical records office...

• tell people your actual hours, so they don't decide to go in late to work because your office doesn't open until 9 and is only open until 4, only to discover when they arrive that your office actually opened at 8


• let people know if you've outsourced your records keeping to another company


• let people know if the options for paying for copies of their records are limited (for instance, if you don't take cash or credit cards onsite

priceless

http://www.livejournal.com/users/doonesbury/111066.html

I must be missing some subtle clues...

Wellness Center Update
July 20, 2004

[snip other stuff]

POLICY REMINDER
Members, as courtesy to others, please remember to whip down any piece of equipment once you are finished using it.

Clearly are (very buff) gym staff are into more interesting stuff than I realized.